December 27, 2018

What's the key to a good Halo game?

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What's the key to a good Halo game, and by implication, a good game of Halo: Reach?

Several elements are key. Here's a few of the ones I think would make a good game. See if you agree!

Noble soldiers

Keyes, Cole, Johnson and even the Arbiter are noble soldiers. They perform certain functions in the games to give them respect and nobility. If Johnson was an immoral wag, Halo fans would be turned off. Instead his noble death at the end of Halo 3 symbolised the strength of one man and thus humanity. Game players love that stuff.

A noble soldier who is also 7 foot tall

Take the above, wrap it with an augmented human who was stolen from his parents and forced to sought out ‘problems between humans without prejudice’. Then throw him on a strange Halo installation with Elites and Floods giving him all they’ve got. Let him fight the good fight in a most heroic fashion and save the day. In a sense. You’ve got a crowd pleaser and an instant Haloween costume favourite.

A great story with Plot Twists

Oohh, we need a key! Get the Key! Ohhh there’s the flood! Look out! Oooh there’s a mystery to solve! Oohh Why are we back on Earth? Oooh it’s a Cliff hanger ending?! Play as the bad guy and arbitrate? Don’t get out of the Warthog? There’s a traitor? It's a trap! Always something going on in the Halo story to keep everything going along, keeping the player’s (and buyer’s) interest. A huge back story, slowly drip feed into the canon ala the Terminals also a key to keeping people interested.

Classic one liner Quotes

I would have been your daddy, but that dog beat me over the fence / Wort Wort Wort!  /  I'm glad that food nipple is waiting for me on the starship cause man, have I worked up a big, grunty, thirst!  / I know what the ladies like / Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off / Don't they teach you kids to SWEAR in basic anymore? / Please... don't shake the light bulb! / Were it... so easy / You know they let me pick? Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted / I heard their main weakness is bananas! / Do we have any bananas? 

Beautiful scenery:

Unforgettable music.

Dadda da da Dadda daaa etc. You know what I'm talking about, Marty.

Legendary Mode

Lets face it, before Halo: CE there was the setting 'difficult', 'hard' or 'Hammer, please don't hurt 'em'. Legendary mode changed all that. It's now a badge of honour* (and some achievement points) to complete a Halo game on legendary. Points off if you do it with a friend. Unless she's hot.

Guns, Lots of Guns

You know in The Matrix when Neo gets taken to the place with all the guns? And how cool was that? Halo's guns are better.


 Lets face it, if Halo CE did not have multiplayer net work, Halo would merely have been a ‘great’ Xbox game, not the game that spawned this generation’s Star Wars. Come for the campaign, stay for the multiplayer. Halo 2 nailed the format and was the reason Xbox Live became a flag ship for Microsoft.

There's way more to the Halo series, these are just the elements I think were key to making the games so good. What worked for you?

*Real world spelling, not Americana. K?

Amazing Xmen's Mystique cosplay photos

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Xmen's Mystique cosplay bodypaint photos

Rebecca Romijn has a lot to answer for, including Ugly Betty.

As the sexiest mutant in history in the three (or 4) X-Men movies she gave all the fan boys and girls what that'd been dreaming for for decades with her voluptuous, curvy turn as the incredibly lithe and blue Mystique.

Question - John Stamos - WTF were you thinking letting this babe slip through your fingers?

Anyway's John's loss was Ugly Betty's gain in the end.


Rebecca Romijn as Mystique
Are you still with me?

Hang on to your hats ladies and gentlemen, we're about to catch the Mystique cosplay train - we'll stop at destinations such as nude Mystique, body painted Mystique and 'I'm too sexy for my blue skin' Mystique.

 Come on everybody, join the cosplay joy could say we're going First Class ;)

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Top Class Mystique
Body painting in progress...
Put 'em up, X Man.
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A nude as the day she was born Mystique Cosplayer
Attention Fanboys...
Kinda Crazy Eyes Mystique Cosplay
Boobs and all Mystique

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I think this Mystique is faking it. What do you think?

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Ah, yes, it's a tree. I love nature!
The most recent version of the Mystique character was played by the lovely Jennifer Lawrence in the smash hit X-Men: First Class movie where she plays the titular beauty in blue:

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique in X-Men First Class
Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique in X-Men First Class

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique.
Definitely First Class material

Blog of the Dead: Zombie Cosplayer

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I wish these boobs were full of brains

That's what Zombies crave. 

It doesn't matter if you are a sexy Zombie nurse, a Zombie with a bullet in your head or attacked by zombies during your wedding, they all end up wanting a taste of the grey matter. 

At least that's what I thought till I found some of these cosplayers doing their zombie thing. 

Some of them have forgone the brains and simply want to make out with each other or engage in zombie sex orgies....

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Zombie orgy of blood and cuts
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He should see a Zombie doctor about that bullet hole, it might get an infection.

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 The Zombies will eat any one, no matter how important. It's clear this Father Christmas was bitten by a zombie grinch who wanted to ruin Christmas day for everyone.

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Despite the bad teeth, it;s clear this long haired Zombie uses floss very well. His dentist would be pleased.

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Zombie in a pink bikini. Need we say more?

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Zombie love.

Zombies covered in blood making out. Is this what you came to Gears of Halo for?
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Zombie with a friendly smile. Would you take him home for dinner?

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I think this Zombie spilled some blood on her self during lunch, I'm not sure she's noticed?

Have you seen by tie bro?

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Bikini Zombie asks if you have a condom?

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I'm gonna wash your brains down this this ice cold Coca Cola!

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This Zombie only has eyes for you. 

The Morose Zombie

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Hot Zombie nurses seem to be all the rage. I cannot only wonder in horror what their sponge bath technique might be like? Below this cosplayer's Bride of Zombie shot is pretty sweet. I wonder how the groom ended up.....

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The very best 'Red Sonya' cosplay costumes

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This is Sonya and her dragon friend

The very best 'Red Sonya' cosplay costumes and pictures from the Comic Cons

I always thought Red Sonya was a character from Conan the Barbarian but it turns out she's more that a sexy red headed warrior goddess with big tits, she's also a popular comic book character in. in which see's often referred to as the 'she-devil with a sword'. 

Her assets and attributes make her an ideal target for cos players who don't mind sharing a bit of skin. Here's the Red Sonya cosplay pictures that have resulted.... enjoy the compilation.

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This Red Sonya has a Cindy Crawford kind of thing going on

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natural breasts on Red Sonya

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Too cute to be a dragon slayer?

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She Devil with a sword!

Still here? We've got more pictures for ya!

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So what's your favourite cosplay version of Red Sonya?